On Mother’s Day, my grown kids told me they had chosen the restaurant and expected me to pay for all twelve of them, just like always.

idiots.

Brian: Do you know how expensive that place was?

Brian: You could have warned us.

Madison’s messages were longer.

Madison: I cannot believe you chose Mother’s Day to prove whatever point you’re trying to prove. The kids were confused. Everyone was uncomfortable. You ruined the day.

Kevin’s were shorter.

Kevin: Seriously, Mom?

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